seems like a hard working kid. The blazers have secretly had a really great offseason.
Losing Aldridge, Batum, Matthews, Lopez, and Afflalo (5 of your top 6) and replacing them with Ed Davis, Mason Plumlee, Al-Farouq Aminu, Noah Vonleh, Moe Harkless, and Pressey is a great off-season?
I'll give them credit for getting some nice youngsters as they are clearly rebuilding but I would say the Blazers have had a pretty depressing off-season.
EDIT: Sorry didn't realize it was a joke. Darn internet.