Cleveland's Lebron Suspended for Steroid Use

[Redz]

Indian's minor leaguer Steven Lebron 

http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ssf/2010/03/cleveland_indians_minor_league_1.html

[PLamb]

I know it's meant as a joke but what do you think would happen if LeBron actually did test positive for PEDs(like he doesn't have a good 6 weeks notice beforehand or is even tested at all)?

Do you think he would suddenly take a two year retirement to play TE for the Browns and then come back or do you think the NBA and David Stern would actually make the info public and ruin his biggest draw?

Or do you think it would all just....whooosh....never have happened?

[Roy Hobbs]

Haha.  He couldn't live up to the hype of being the second Lebron.

[Redz]

I know it's meant as a joke but what do you think would happen if LeBron actually did test positive for PEDs(like he doesn't have a good 6 weeks notice beforehand or is even tested at all)?

Do you think he would suddenly take a two year retirement to play TE for the Browns and then come back or do you think the NBA and David Stern would actually make the info public and ruin his biggest draw?

Or do you think it would all just....whooosh....never have happened?

Pretty sure it would be a Swoosh™, not a whoosh

[greg683x]

I know it's meant as a joke but what do you think would happen if LeBron actually did test positive for PEDs(like he doesn't have a good 6 weeks notice beforehand or is even tested at all)?

Do you think he would suddenly take a two year retirement to play TE for the Browns and then come back or do you think the NBA and David Stern would actually make the info public and ruin his biggest draw?

Or do you think it would all just....whooosh....never have happened?

I could totally see that happenening with the Browns.  and ahhhh yes I can already see the media spinning it into more comparisons with Michael Jordan.

/vomit

[PLamb]

I know it's meant as a joke but what do you think would happen if LeBron actually did test positive for PEDs(like he doesn't have a good 6 weeks notice beforehand or is even tested at all)?

Do you think he would suddenly take a two year retirement to play TE for the Browns and then come back or do you think the NBA and David Stern would actually make the info public and ruin his biggest draw?

Or do you think it would all just....whooosh....never have happened?

Pretty sure it would be a Swoosh™, not a whoosh

Giving one for that sir

Very well played.

So I guess what you are saying is a certain apparel company would just confiscate the results and then doctor them to make sure LeBron wasn't even identified with them?

[Witch-King]

Well, if that was the 'real' Lebron (James) that was suspended then tommorow afternoon's game certainly would be alot easier for us, though the Cavs were able to play relatively well without LeBron earlier in the week while he was out with an injury...

[rav123]

Indian's minor leaguer Steven Lebron 

http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ssf/2010/03/cleveland_indians_minor_league_1.html

Nicely done TP

[Nowee]

Nice topic! xD

TP!

[Tai]

Indian's minor leaguer Steven Lebron 

http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ssf/2010/03/cleveland_indians_minor_league_1.html

On IRC, the channel #basketball on EFNet called. They want their joke back.

But since you didn't know that, TP anyways.

[ACF]

Haha, good one, Redz. TP.

[Bahku]

Love it ... TP, Redz! (We have the same sick sense of humor ... I feel sorry for you).

[Redz]

Indian's minor leaguer Steven Lebron 

http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ssf/2010/03/cleveland_indians_minor_league_1.html

On IRC, the channel #basketball on EFNet called. They want their joke back.

But since you didn't know that, TP anyways.

someone sent it out to me on Facebook, so I was pretty sure it as coming from somewhere...it's ok, I have no pride, and don't need the "scoop". 

[Redz]

I know it's meant as a joke but what do you think would happen if LeBron actually did test positive for PEDs(like he doesn't have a good 6 weeks notice beforehand or is even tested at all)?

Do you think he would suddenly take a two year retirement to play TE for the Browns and then come back or do you think the NBA and David Stern would actually make the info public and ruin his biggest draw?

Or do you think it would all just....whooosh....never have happened?

Pretty sure it would be a Swoosh™, not a whoosh

Giving one for that sir

Very well played.

So I guess what you are saying is a certain apparel company would just confiscate the results and then doctor them to make sure LeBron wasn't even identified with them?

yup, if we can't have it known that Lebron is human enough to have his shot blocked in a pickup game, then I 'm sure the roids would be swept away.

Then again they took Tiger back despite his, ahem, flaws.