Informal Meaningless Contest (IMC): Find me the wierdest phrase!

[Fan from VT]

Okay, i'll try to give the weirdest one i heard without getting banned. similar to someone above, my boss when I was working construction one summer up near the canadian border in vermont said this to a group of people, and everyone else seemed to move on without hesitation. It went like this:

Carpenter: How's your tractor runnin' boss?

Foreman: Ahh, F---in' motor's skippin' like a f---in' whor* in a pumpkin' patch!

[lunchtable]

"Some day you'll be able to eat nails and crap out a toaster"

[MattG12]

"Dropping the kids off at the pool"
"Pinching a loaf"
"Laying cable"

Okay, this was gross, but couldn't resist. I'll stop now.

"I have to go see a man about a horse."