Author Topic: This guy is living the good life...  (Read 2103 times)

0 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.

This guy is living the good life...
« on: October 23, 2009, 09:47:23 AM »

Offline Roy Hobbs

  • In The Rafters
  • The Natural
  • *********************************
  • Posts: 33333
  • Tommy Points: 6430
  • Doc could learn a thing or two from Norman Dale
Quote
A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while drunk. A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.

Prosecutors say Anderson's blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008. He was not seriously injured.

Police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.

Sixth Judicial District Judge Heather Sweetland stayed 180 days of jail time Monday and ordered two years of probation for Anderson. His attorney, David Keegan, did not immediately return a call for comment.

Link

You've got to be hard core to drive your recliner to the bar.  That's just crazy.  (And come on, a .29 from eight beers?  Not unless he chugged them, or weighed 85 pounds.)



It's a sort of funny story, I guess, but it's also very sad, and is in no way meant to make light of DUI.  Hopefully they can get the dude some help.

All the negativity in this town sucks. It sucks, and it stinks, and it sucks. - Rick Pitino

Portland CrotoNats:  2009 CB Draft Champions

Re: This guy is living the good life...
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2009, 10:00:33 AM »

Offline ACF

  • Danny Ainge
  • **********
  • Posts: 10756
  • Tommy Points: 1157
  • A Celtic Fan
Notice the NHRA sticker.

Re: This guy is living the good life...
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2009, 10:35:19 AM »

Offline moiso

  • Tiny Archibald
  • *******
  • Posts: 7674
  • Tommy Points: 446
Wow this is funny.  I think this was on Keith Olberman's oddball segment like 6 months ago.  Ridiculous.

Re: This guy is living the good life...
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 10:40:09 AM »

Offline Celtic

  • Ray Allen
  • ***
  • Posts: 3770
  • Tommy Points: 55
  • TRANSFORMATION INTO CHAMPION COMPLETE!!!
That chair should only be driven while drunk.

Re: This guy is living the good life...
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2009, 10:47:17 AM »

Offline BBS

  • Al Horford
  • Posts: 425
  • Tommy Points: 11
That chair should only be driven while drunk.

You know what that chair really needs is a keg and tap and then the guy would'nt need to go to the bar. He could drink pass out soil himself drink some more and so on.

Re: This guy is living the good life...
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2009, 11:43:56 AM »

Offline Bahku

  • CB HOF Editor
  • Bill Sharman
  • *******************
  • Posts: 19771
  • Tommy Points: 3632
  • Oe ma krr pamtseotu
Isn't this one of the new line of recliners, called "Cra-Z-Boy"?!?
2010 PAPOUG, 2012 & 2017 PAPTYG CHAMP, HD BOT

* BAHKU MUSIC *

Re: This guy is living the good life...
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2009, 12:14:57 PM »

Offline RAcker

  • Ray Allen
  • ***
  • Posts: 3892
  • Tommy Points: 69
  • Law mercy!
That chair is from the 2010 Starbury line isn't it?