Favorite Mike Tyson Quote/Moment

[Celtics1990]

Me and my buddies were arguing over what is the best Mike Tyson quote/crazy person moment ever.

Mine's when a reporter talked out of line during an interview and he responded by saying, "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornacate with them first.  You still want to interview me?"

What about you guys?

[Hoyo de Monterrey]

I gotta go with "I wanna eat his children, praise be to Allah."

Somewhere, Allah cringed. Perhaps Mike didn't quite understand the finer points of traditional Islam.

[shiggins]

edit - By far the best was the fornicate one...

my style is impetuous my defense is impregnable...

[Rondo2287]

My favorite is when he was talking to a male reporter

"Im going to F you till you love me you F*****"

Obviously innapropriate,but its funny

[fairweatherfan]

My favorite is when he was talking to a male reporter

"Im going to F you till you love me you F*****"

The contradictions in that one line are staggering.

I think my favorite is when, speaking about a sportswriter, he let loose this gem:

"[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse."

[Rondoholic]

"I don't know what you were expecting from me...I haven't been good in like ten years.  I think I'm just going to fade into Bolivian."

-Iron Mike

[shiggins]

Now I wish I did rape her and her F****** mama

[CelticWes34]

Great topic. He has so many to choose from. One of the better one (that is not too vulgar):

"ESPN reporter: There were reports, Mike, that you were out partying in Vegas. Is that, in fact, the case? Tyson: This is not true. This is not true at all. Um, one day, I went out one day - because when somebody trains, you just get crazy and bored - and I went to a strip club because I gave a dancer a lap dance. Reporter: You gave HER a lap dance? Tyson: That's just what I like to do. I do what I want to do."

I especially like the "that's what I like to do."

[dark_lord]

my style is impetuous my defense is impregnable...

co-sign

[boscel33]

July 26th, 1986 vs Marvis Frazier

I was living in GA and was settling in for what I thought would be a decent Saturday fight.  Frazier against a 19 year old Mike Tyson.

Boom, 30 seconds into the 1st round, DONE!

Man when he was in his prime he was awsome!

[Celtic]

My favorite is when he was talking to a male reporter

"Im going to F you till you love me you F*****"

Obviously innapropriate,but its funny

That too, is my favorite, I actually use this line from time to time minus the last word. It gets quite a wide range of reactions, I recommend trying it.

[libermaniac]

I started hitting him hard to the body.. He started making womanly gestures & squealing like a girl.. Jeeez, not even my wife makes noises like that! ... Mike Tyson

[fairweatherfan]

My favorite is when he was talking to a male reporter

"Im going to F you till you love me you F*****"

Obviously innapropriate,but its funny

That too, is my favorite, I actually use this line from time to time minus the last word. It gets quite a wide range of reactions, I recommend trying it.

I'd also recommend, if you're a straight guy, breaking out the "You F like a GIRL!" line at an appropriate moment.  Your results may vary, but I've always had fun with it.

[Redz]

OK, gotta lock this one up.  It's funny and you all have done your best to keep it clean, but it's pretty much impossile to avoid innuendo or masked profanity here. - Redz