Point Guard : Mo Williams. Arrogant, overrated, and used to make predictions that make him look dumber (if possible).
Shooting Guard : Sasha Vujacic. Seriously, is there a need to explain why I picked him? The guy was paid $5 million this season for basically doing nothing (he went scoreless in the Finals) and he still won a championship. Ugh...
Small Forward : John Salmons. Nothing personal here but he drove me crazy during the playoffs.
Power Forward : Pau Gasol. Can't stand the guy, always screaming when going to the hoop and always whining to the refs. I like to call him Pau Gasoft.
Center : Joakim Noah. Stupid, ugly, and arrogant, can't stand him and all the hype about him here in France.