Where will Quasimodo sleep now?
Where I come from, when someone is acting dumb, we say "he went hunchback."
There is a joke going around now:
"They asked the bell ringer of the Notre Dame, who started the fire, and he went hunchback."
We are all sad due to this unfortunate event, probably, a culturecide. But one should never pass up on a chance of making a good joke.