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2015-16 All-NBA Low IQ Teams
« on: February 20, 2016, 11:24:16 PM »

Offline LilRip

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while watching the GSW@LAC game, which was a lot less close than the final score would indicate, i couldn't help but notice Wes Johnson. Now I don't know why, but he sticks out in my mind as a zero-IQ player who always seems to hurt his team. Fouling opponents on 3 point attempts, ultra dumb TO's, completely missed defensive rotations. I wouldn't be surprised if he was one of the league cellar-dwellers in the +/- stat.

So just wanted to pick everyone's brain here (plus it seems like a fun topic), who else would be on your 1st-team All-NBA Low IQ players? Wesley Johnson has my vote.


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Re: 2015-16 All-NBA Low IQ Teams
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2016, 11:31:20 PM »

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Avery Bradley.
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Re: 2015-16 All-NBA Low IQ Teams
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2016, 11:38:06 PM »

Offline Gari

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Javale Mcgee/Kendrick Perkins

Re: 2015-16 All-NBA Low IQ Teams
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2016, 11:48:03 PM »

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Avery Bradley.

Haha he was one of my first picks, too.
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Re: 2015-16 All-NBA Low IQ Teams
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2016, 11:54:08 PM »

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Before this year I would've said Evan Turner. He's really reined in some of his bone-headed plays, his overall BBIQ isn't too bad.

JaVale is another one, Whiteside too.

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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2016, 01:13:15 AM »

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Re: 2015-16 All-NBA Low IQ Teams
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2016, 02:09:44 PM »

Offline CelticPride2016

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sorry wrong thread

Re: 2015-16 All-NBA Low IQ Teams
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2016, 02:27:08 PM »

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Why the hell does he keep shooting?  How dumb could you possibly be?

What in the world makes him think the ball will actually go in at a reasonable percentage?

How does he not realize he's killing his team, not helping them?

Should we consider him certifiably insane, and a burden on society?

Or does he think he's entitled to grenade a team/franchise, just so he can pad his all-time stat totals?

The truly sad part is, if he bought in and moved the ball instead of hogging it, he'd probably be beneficial on offense rather than a hindrance.
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