Hard to beat Smartacus.
Smartacus is definitely pretty good.
Smart Attack? heh heh. Horrible.
I like Smartacus best. It's got all the necessary gladiator connotation.
I think we all agree nicknames can't be think tanked...they just are born. I feel like Smartacus was born a pretty natural birth...it was born a Pisces, and it's the biggest draw in the Colloseum.