I know what's going to happen this Summer! SUMMER PREDICTIONS (JB and Love)

[celticsfan8591]

I'd be thrilled if this happened, but of all of the things you listed, the only ones I think might happen are resigning Jae (likely) and AB for #12 (I wouldn't bet on it but it's plausible).  The other ones range from "very unlikely" to "approximately a snowball's chance in hell."