It's that time of the week again.....time for analogies!
I'm hearing now that descendants of Stonewall Jackson are claiming the North used bayonets that were too pointy.
The crown has contacted the Pentagon to reiterate that troops under George Washington purposely fired at commanding officers and back then you just didn't do that.
Germany is complaining the Russian snipers in WW2 used extra powder in their bullets against the Geneva conventions.
An 8 year old bully in Iowa tried to steal a smaller 6 year old's lunch money but got beat up so naturally his mom is stating the 8 year old used karate, which is against the rules at their school.
A recent would be jewel thief is suing a couple in CA because the pit bull that stopped him "had too many teeth and his toe nails clearly hadn't been clipped in weeks".
A politician somewhere is stating that his opponent has mischaracterized him as voting against something because he actually voted for it before he voted against it.
The FDA is sending angry messages to Tootsie because it simply takes way too many licks to get to the middle of a tootsie pop.
Some actresses are upset at statements by Fashion Police that other actresses wore it better.
And the NFL is investigating the Patriots for underinflated balls.