Sheesh, this thread became quite active after my post, huh? Let me clarify a few things.
First, I have to apologize to Fafnir, as I attacked him quite harshly in my post. I was pretty drunk when I wrote that, and I usually never drink anything. I am sorry, faf, you did not deserve that, have a TP.
Furthermore, the offer still stands.
No, it´s not about who ends up last, it´s for those people who claim they know which record eventually leads to the "best position to be in" (and in his second post, Fafnir explicitly said he does not). Noone does, and that´s precisely the point. There´s nothing crazy about stating that despite having a higher chance with a worse record, the actual outcome of this particular lottery could be anything from the worst record to the 14th worst record winning it.
The thing is, you´re not accounting for the transfer of theory to reality. Again, we´re talking about a one-off event here, anything could happen. If you want the Celtics to lose for a better chance at a higher pick, you´re ignoring what we just established: Nobody knows the best position to be in.
I think it is quite telling that almost everyone around here is rooting for the Celtics to go 0-82 (for the greater good, of course), yet nobody has taken me up on my offer. Apparently, Celtics fans can actively root for losses for a whole season, but are not willing to bet $200 for a good cause to back that up.
If I'm reading this correctly, you're saying that any uncertainty is exactly the same as total uncertainty? That's really interesting, I've never met a probability denialist before. Would you like to play cards sometime?
Oh, I´m not denying probability per se, I´m denying it´s legitimacy in certain circumstances, like one-off events with random number generators, for example.
Sure, I´m down, if we only play one round, and you can tell me before the flop who´s taking the pot. I´ll even show you my hand.
It's pretty simple.
Lets say there are 6 boxes on the table in front of you, and each of these boxes contains a rubber ball. 4 of the boxes contain a red ball each, 2 of the boxes contain a blue ball each.
The aim is that you need to pick a colour, then pick a box. If the colour of the ball inside that box matches the colour you guessed at the start, you get to keep your house plus you win a new car on top. If the colour is wrong, you lose your house and end up living on the street.
The boxes are jumbled in a randomised order so you have no idea which box has which ball.
If you had to choose red or blue, which would you choose?
Personally, I would choose red.
So, you´re willing to bet your house on that game? For a new car? How about a year of your life? How about a year of the Celtics´ life? Because that´s pretty much the actual bet you´re taking here.
The correct answer is not "Red", the correct answer is "No thanks, and now leave my house before I call the cops".