In an alternate universe, the Hornets drafted Kobe and traded him to the Celtics for Dino Radja and Greg Minor. Pitno after the first 3 minutes of training camp deemed Kobe unworthy and useless; forcing Kobe to sign with Virtus Bologna. Kobe, angred that the team was infact not owned by Oscar Meyer and that his lil' cousin Dez lied to him about free bologna sandwiches, fell into a state of depression and lost passion for the game of basketball.