Didn't see this one coming..

well yeah..i knew this was comin....



she called me last week and said she made a mistake..

       she told me...."no man can thump like u...

            ...im sorry Bass baby"


        i told her come on home...

    but lemar is not welcome in my house...

or bruce

*sippin*

Seventy-two whole days and she's back with Reggie Bush, (seen together today, I hear) ... this must be a record for her. (What a waste of an integumentary system). By the way, other than a sex tape and obscene pics to her credit, what did she ever do to deserve such fame? (I asked a similar question about Paris Hilton once, to no avail ... other than her humungous feet). File this topic under "Why Do We Care?" (rhetorical).

This is a dark day for all of America.  I just hope that the pain doesn't affect Kim's ability to do her job of existing in front of a camera.

TP. I didn't want to be the first to say this, but, there are bigger things at risk here than a marriage. What are we going to do if Kim Kardashian takes a dark turn? What if she gets a substance abuse problem, and has lots of promiscuous shallow one night flings with fringe celebrities that she pretends are really super-duper important at the time?

Can you freaking imagine that? She'll get like 3 or 4 new shows, my fiance will cease all fiance-like activities. TV networks will cancel really good shows like Lost, or The Wire! Just to make room for most Kardashian butt!

Look, I'm not saying that I hacked Kim's cell-phone and looked at her planner. I'm not saying that she'll be staying at the Bel-Air Regency in Baltimore MD on Friday, November 5th, and I'm not saying that I hacked the Hotel's computer systems to re-book Kim's room to the 5th floor in the North-west corner, which easily falls into range from the top of the Commerce Sports Pavilion if you're using a centerfire Remington R-15 with the enhanced nightvision scope.

I'm not saying any of that. I'm just saying...something must be done, before the entertainment Apocalypse is upon us! Sic-Semper-Tyrannis!

The epitomy of irrelevence

Estimates are that they made 17 million from selling all the crap from the "wedding".

The divorce is all party of the sell.....

Seventy-two whole days and she's back with Reggie Bush, (seen together today, I hear) ... this must be a record for her. (What a waste of an integumentary system). By the way, other than a sex tape and obscene pics to her credit, what did she ever do to deserve such fame? (I asked a similar question about Paris Hilton once, to no avail ... other than her humungous feet). File this topic under "Why Do We Care?" (rhetorical).

As much as I understand where your coming from, what does anyone do to deserve their fame?  Most people on this forum idolize men who make their living throwing a ball of leather through a metal ring.  If you're looking for role models that truly elevate the worlds consciousness, or improve the lives of later generations due to their innovations, very few of the people we consider "celebrities" measure up.