Call me crazy, but I think Detroit makes the playoffs.
I know, terribly unbalanced roster, major coach-player disconnect, no defense, etc. Here's my thought: at least one of the three of Kuester, Prince, and/or Rip Hamilton will be gone by the trade deadline, if not sooner. And that's going to improve the play of the team markedly, either by making the players happier, or by shortening the rotation a bit, and giving more touches/minutes to Gordon and Stuckey.
I don't see how the nine-man rotation of Stuckey, Rip/Gordon, Prince/Daye, Maxiell/Villanueva, and Wallace/Monroe is worse than Charlotte's, Indiana's, or Cleveland's. That team ought to be running up and down the floor, perhaps even playing smallball with a Maxiell-CV frontcourt. I honestly think they can squeak into the 8th seed.