How about "Big Smooth"?
Look at his youtube videos. He gives us another dimension from Shaq - a long, slim defender who can hit from mid-range as well as a little postup.
And yes - I think he is smooth. He moves well, even at 31, for a big. We will need that mobility against Odom, Rashard, Bosh and company.
KG won't have to chase them around by himself.