In a stunning announcement, management of the once Charlotte Bobcats have announced that they are relocating to Seattle and changing their name to the Supersonics. Said ownership, " No one in Charlotte knew we existed so we're moving to an area and a fan base that will appreciate us. That, and we automatically add one title to our history and that's pretty awesome!"
When asked about how traveling back and forth from Seattle and thus burning lots of fossil fuels might effect Seattle's green image GM KCatthestripe had this to say, " Meh."