I didn't search through all six pages, so it may have already been said, but I'd vote for Shaqrock. (Like shamrock but with a "q" instead.) I could even see SportsCenter doing a commercial with it (a la the scrabble one with "where'd you get all those q's). I'm very excited that we're getting the big fella. Say what you want about his work ethic and his age, the reason we lost to the Lakers was because we didn't have the height/length to match up with their two towers.