That was just hilarious! I love the creativity...the Ewing thing just cracked me up because Olajuwon was my favorite player back in the day (circa 94'-95').
Lebron is unbelievably gifted, but of course that misses the point entirely. He's the Wilt Chamberlain of the 2000's, and though he has a keen sense of playmaking, there is something fundamentally flawed with the manner in which either he himself, or his ORGANIZATION has run things.
I think THAT is the crux of the problem. As someone else in the forums mentioned, look at the Thunder right now. Though Durant will prove to be a similar talent to Lebron (in theory), look at how his team has grown organically. The entire Thunder organization has grown together. I haven't seen the same out of the Cavaliers during the past 7 years.
In addition, just look at the Eastern conference competition that has dissallowed Lebron from truly growing up as a great player during the past 7 years. The conference has been a joke. That's why the Cavs fell in 4 to the Spurs in 2007.
Now look at how the Thunder have grown amidst the bloodbath that has been the Western Conference the past 4 years....the team's demeanor, and Durant's, has been molded into something approaching that of a true competitor. I don't see the same look in Lebron, and I certainly don't think it's really HIS fault mainly. It is an unfortunate side-effect of having a team rely on ONE player early one, ACHIEVE some level of success early on with that player as a central focus, AND not grow from that. Oh well...their loss, the Celtics' gain.
Just hilarious though