I didn't read the whole thread, so sorry if someone came up with one of these already.
1) Bibby's better clap. clap. clap.clap.clap.
2) D-league next year clap. clap. clap.clap.clap.
If Brandy has a new boyfriend, or husband, or whatever (obviously I don't follow these things)...
3) [Brandy's significant other's name here] is better clap. clap. clap.clap.clap.
4) De-nise Rich-ard-son
Eh, that's all I got.