"Where's the energy, the passion, the emotion?"
"Will somebody please grab a rebound? "
"That was HOOOOORRRRIIIIIBBBBBLLLLEEE!"
"The greatest underachievement in the HISTORY of the N B A!!!"
"I'm old, slow, have two bad ankles and a bad back and I can still outrebound the Celtics frontline."
"Has Sheed been taking defensive lessons from Mark Blount?"
"The decline of Pierce, Garnett, and Ray Allen is simply stunning."
"Have the Celtics been drinking with Vin Baker?"