Here's my script for Tiger-
There has been a lot of coverage lately of my personal life and many people feel that I should use this opportunity to apologize. Well, I don't need to apologize to anyone but my wife and family, and I don't owe an explanation or apology to anyone in the media.
I was unfaithful in my marriage, and my wife and I will deal with it privately,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Thank you
Basically, he should just tell all the media vultures to shove it.