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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2009, 01:30:54 PM »

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My forehead already hurts
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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2009, 01:31:47 PM »

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I give out TPs
for creative haikus that
showcase Tony's flaws

;)
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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2009, 01:33:15 PM »

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Tony wants to stay a Celt

Crotor says he goes
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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2009, 01:45:45 PM »

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Sam Presti called Ainge:
D West instead of Tony.
He made the right choice....
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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2009, 05:51:14 AM »

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Sadly Possible

The sounds of "Pop-pop!"
Followed soon by Tony's cries
Was it knees ... or gun?



Also Possible

Awakened by Truth
To the chance of a lifetime ...
Don't throw it away.



Is It Possible?

One final attempt
To prove himself as worthy
It's never too late.

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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2009, 06:01:05 AM »

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TA?

Allen soars and slams!
Highest scorer in the game!
(Sorry ... wrong Allen).



Optimistic

Too much negative?
Can't find something good to say?
Well ... nice uniform.

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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2009, 06:31:32 AM »

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Wasted Effort

Tony's on the floor
I cross my fingers again
But it never helps.



Bye-Bye!

Thank God he's so quick
The screen door won't hit him on
The way out of town.



Fly Away

Jump, Tony - jump high!
You need that vertical lift
To catch the red-eye.

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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2009, 09:28:51 AM »

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RAAAAARHGH AAARGHH GRRR
GRRRAAHAG WHOORRARRRARR HRRRGHHH
*random expletive*




.: Sorry, had to do a KG haiku. :.
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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2010, 02:59:03 PM »

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Great Tony Game 1
Mediocre For Game 2
Game 3 We Shall See
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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2010, 03:13:55 PM »

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Mistaken

So much negative
Tony has proved otherwise
I'm glad I was wrong.



Pleasant Surprise

A shot in the arm
Just when we needed it most
Miracles happen.



Questions

Has he really changed?
Can he stay healthy and hot?
Only time will tell.


;)
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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2010, 03:18:24 PM »

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Quote from: Kiorrik on December 13, 2009, 09:28:51 AM
Rage

RAAAAARHGH AAARGHH GRRR
GRRRAAHAG WHOORRARRRARR HRRRGHHH
*random expletive*




.: Sorry, had to do a KG haiku. :.

haha

Tony Don't Do Haikus

What? What is this?
Seriously, what's up??
I do not get it.
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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2010, 04:20:24 PM »

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These guys are speaking in haikus...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_Rep_vtsCM
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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2010, 04:35:42 PM »

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Quote from: ssspence on April 21, 2010, 04:20:24 PM
These guys are speaking in haikus...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_Rep_vtsCM


That was oddly entertaining.  ;D
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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2010, 11:33:47 PM »

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This is fantastic. My 11 yr. old son has been learning Haiku, so I've been brushin' up.

Yesterday golden
One bad game and they hate you
Always fickle fans

Still believe Tony
Flaming, flying, dunking, WOW
Faith is what he needs

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Re: The Tony Allen Haiku thread
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2010, 11:12:32 AM »

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Tony Allen's
face on dartboard
darts landing on floor
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