Why don't we have fun with it? Maybe the mods, or the commissioner, or returning owners, or whoever can have an "essay contest" or a possible fake press conference announcing their intention to purchase and run a team in the CBNBA. Have them type something up announcing intentions, possible philosophies, make it funny/serious, whatever. Just have them type up a post announcing candidacy for ownership and essentially "interview" the possible GMs/owners before putting it up for an owners vote, mods vote, commissioner decision, or whatever.