You see, RayRay... KG underwent an experimental surgery where they removed his hands, and replaced them with flippers. The dolphin flippers are robotic and have an internal harddrive that can store 50,000 basketball moves, this is also plugged into his brain. After averaging 98.33 PPG on 1.00 shooting, Rasheed decides to try it, but isn't sure if he wants to commit fully. So he only has one arm done. It did not improve his bald spot, however. But he looks good in green, so no one notices.
As told in the original fact sheet I posted, Kobe realizes he cannot be the Celtics in The Finals as a member of the LA Lakers, where there are no lakes. He becomes a manac depressive and deveops addiction to Krispy Kream donuts and bloats to 824 pounds, ironic, yea? Kobe then eats four of his own fingers off after being checked into rehab for his addiction.
That, RayRay4MVP, is why only Rasheed is the only one with fingers.
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