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Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2009, 09:43:29 PM »

Offline guava_wrench

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1- Ambidextrous
2- Incredibly Intelligent
3- Fantastic court vision
4- Freak athleticism
5- Great shooter
6- Tenacious on ball defender
7- 7'2"
8 - 90% free throw shooter
9 - 300 lbs of muscles
Wow. Add bones, skin, and other organs to that 300 lb player and how much will he weigh?

10- Runs a 9.8 100 meter dash
11- 40 inch vertical jump

Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2009, 09:44:38 PM »

Offline nickagneta

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Sure sounds like we are describing Wilt Chamberlain.

Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2009, 09:50:08 PM »

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Must have hott wife.
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Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2009, 09:58:36 PM »

Offline Redz

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Sure sounds like we are describing Wilt Chamberlain.

Just the FT% is off for Wilt.

I think it's time to roll this one out again.  Here's your dude:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKwLcpN5iTE

Yup

Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2009, 10:10:43 PM »

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Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2009, 10:12:47 PM »

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1- Ambidextrous
2- Incredibly Intelligent
3- Fantastic court vision
4- Freak athleticism
5- Great shooter
6- Tenacious on ball defender
7- 7'2"
8 - 90% free throw shooter
9 - 300 lbs of muscles
10 - Dominant post offense and defense
11- Runs a 9.8 100 meter dash
12- 40 inch vertical jump
13- Amazing handles

Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2009, 10:13:30 PM »

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Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2009, 10:35:37 PM »

Offline Champzilla

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Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2009, 10:36:11 PM »

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1- Ambidextrous
2- Incredibly Intelligent
3- Fantastic court vision
4- Freak athleticism
5- Great shooter
6- Tenacious on ball defender
7- 7'2"
8 - 90% free throw shooter
9 - 300 lbs of muscles
10 - Dominant post offense and defense
11- Runs a 9.8 100 meter dash
12- 40 inch vertical jump
13- Amazing handles
14. Shoots free-throws underhanded (bucket style)

Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2009, 10:38:32 PM »

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1- Ambidextrous
2- Incredibly Intelligent
3- Fantastic court vision
4- Freak athleticism
5- Great shooter
6- Tenacious on ball defender
7- 7'2"
8 - 90% free throw shooter
9 - 300 lbs of muscles
10 - Dominant post offense and defense
11- Runs a 9.8 100 meter dash
12- 40 inch vertical jump
13- Amazing handles
14. Shoots free-throws underhanded (bucket style)

15. On-court leader / presence (makes others around him play better defense etc like KG)
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Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2009, 10:42:33 PM »

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Unstoppable sky hook ... from 15 feet in

Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2009, 10:44:05 PM »

Offline guava_wrench

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Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2009, 10:46:46 PM »

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1- Ambidextrous
2- Incredibly Intelligent
3- Fantastic court vision
4- Freak athleticism
5- Great shooter
6- Tenacious on ball defender
7- 7'2"
8 - 90% free throw shooter
9 - 300 lbs of muscles
10 - Dominant post offense and defense
11- Runs a 9.8 100 meter dash
12- 40 inch vertical jump
13- Amazing handles
14. Shoots free-throws underhanded (bucket style)
15- On-court leader / presence (makes others around him play better defense etc like KG)
16- Unstoppable sky hook ... from 15 feet in
17- Great at reading rebounds (think Rodman)

Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2009, 10:55:34 PM »

Offline EatSleepBreatheGreen

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1- Ambidextrous
2- Incredibly Intelligent
3- Fantastic court vision
4- Freak athleticism
5- Great shooter
6- Tenacious on ball defender
7- 7'2"
8 - 90% free throw shooter
9 - 300 lbs of muscles
10 - Dominant post offense and defense
11- Runs a 9.8 100 meter dash
12- 40 inch vertical jump
13- Amazing handles
14. Shoots free-throws underhanded (bucket style)
15- On-court leader / presence (makes others around him play better defense etc like KG)
16- Unstoppable sky hook ... from 15 feet in
17- Great at reading rebounds (think Rodman)

18. Conducts his interviews like Shaq.

Re: Greatest Basketball Player Ever
« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2009, 11:01:05 PM »

Offline johnnyrondo

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1- Ambidextrous
2- Incredibly Intelligent
3- Fantastic court vision
4- Freak athleticism
5- Great shooter
6- Tenacious on ball defender
7- 7'2"
8 - 90% free throw shooter
9 - 300 lbs of muscles
10 - Dominant post offense and defense
11- Runs a 9.8 100 meter dash
12- 40 inch vertical jump
13- Amazing handles
14. Shoots free-throws underhanded (bucket style)
15- On-court leader / presence (makes others around him play better defense etc like KG)
16- Unstoppable sky hook ... from 15 feet in
17- Great at reading rebounds (think Rodman)

18. Conducts his interviews like Shaq.

If you want to put silly responses, at least copy and paste the list like with the underhand free throws one. After we have a more complete list, we're going to eliminate some unnecessary characteristics and then use the list to do accomplish something (top secret. lol). So again, when people just add a silly characteristic that doesn't translate to court dominance, it's... ::)  I can deal if people were at least reading the rules and copying and pasting instead of just quoting and then writing something...