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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2009, 08:50:31 PM »

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yo moms so fat when she backs up she goes

beep beep beep
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2009, 08:51:06 PM »

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Yo Mama is so fat...
When her beeper goes off people think she's backing up!
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2009, 08:52:41 PM »

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Yo Mama is so stupid she trips over the cordless phone!
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2009, 08:53:06 PM »

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Yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code!
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2009, 08:54:06 PM »

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Yo Mama is so fat she wears two watches.......
One for each time zone!
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2009, 08:56:16 PM »

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Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2009, 08:56:21 PM »

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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2009, 08:56:32 PM »

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Yo Mama's so stupid she traded Ray Allen & Rajon Rondo for CPR and a toothpick.
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2009, 08:59:21 PM »

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No I just know a million Mama jokes!
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2009, 09:02:19 PM »

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Yo mama so dumb, she wants to trade Rondo and Ray for the 2nd pick in the draft.
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2009, 09:04:10 PM »

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed Tony Allen to a 2 year deal.
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2009, 09:05:35 PM »

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Yo Mama is so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice

Yo Mama is so ugly, her son was better looking then her (sasha vujacic)
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2009, 09:10:03 PM »

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Quote from: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 08:56:16 PM
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

ooooo good one!
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2009, 09:15:06 PM »

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Yo Mama is so stupid she traded Joe Johnson!
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2009, 09:20:12 PM »

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your moma's so ugly when she went into Friendly's they punched her in the face.
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