Dear JJ,
You are a mere bench warmer. Your impact on NBA games tends to be minimal if not downright non-existent. Thus you don't inspire fans to create any cheers to mock you or any witty comments. This might be a blow to your ego but you're irrelevant.
Rebus
And one.
It's horrifying that our GM actually wants to acquire you, J.J. I can only assume he's feeling alone after his last thoroughly failed acquisition - Patrick O'Bryant - was shipped off to oblivion.