Look guys it's really simple...
If the Patriots win and Miami loses but Baltimore wins then the Patriots are in.
If Miami loses but Baltimore loses and the Patriots win then Baltimore is in.
If Baltimore wins but Miami Wins and the Patriots lose the Patriots are out.
If Miami can win but only wins by 7 points or less while Baltimore loses but by 3 points or less while the Patriots team bus stalls then the Patriots get to go, but if Miamia wins by 15 points then Baltimore has to play without their shirts on which is a distinct disadvantage in this weather meanwhile Matt Cassell will be allowed to, on one down of the game hit somebody with a two-by-four and say "how do you like the taste of my mutton?".
Of course, if New England loses, Baltimore loses and Miami loses then the Lions go to the superbowl, blood rains the dead rise and it's the apocolypse.
Now, if it is the apocolypse but John Madden is commentating we can look forward to about 3 hours of "see, what they need to do here is not sin so much." and "well that's just a heckuva football play by a football player on this here football field of the devil." and "the key to this game is for the Patriots to try and score more than their opponent".
Sorry, I had 5 minutes left on my break and nothing to do... back to work.