God I love her but she drives me nuts!!!

[Redz]

Let my wife's nagging be a lesson to all those out there that will someday be living with the one you love. This is just the tip of the iceberg guys. Remember you'll never be allowed near the laundry but yard work and mopping floors are all yours. You will be listening to her remind you or tell you to hang your towel, put down the seat cover, replenish the toilet paper, walk the dog, change the cat litter box, use the coasters, run to the store, put the cordless phone on the jack, don't leave your keys all over the place, wipe your feet, put your clothes away, take her to her mother's house, turn the heat down in the house before leaving, wash the car, change the light bulb, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.................for the rest of your life, if you love her that much.

 

On the positive side of marriage vs dating: you get to fart

[crownsy]

lighten the lod

Oh come on now redz, no one can lighten the L.O.D, everyone knows that.

Crownsy, You're not calling me out on a typo are you?

Are you sure you want that can `o' worms opened?

But yeh, I'll lighten those chumps...Redz has no fear!

really i just wanted a excuse to post a picture of the best tag team of all time. 

I'm the last to call someone out for a typo, i'm the king of them 

I know!  LOL...I got a good chuckle out of it.  Those guys are silly.  Do they take the spiky things off when the wrestle?

yea, they were pretty good when i was growing up.

I haven't watched wrestling in years but when i was 12-15ish, legion of doom was king!

[Edgar]

         Shopping  vrs. Golf
         Taking Care of Jr     vrs. Poker
   Martini Nights  vrs. Scotch
        Gourmet    vrs. Sports Bar
        Facebook   vrs. CelticsBlog
      Her Friends  vrs.  Not her friends.
    Latin Singers  vrs  Heavy Metal
  

[SquishPCfriar]

TP Redz for the hilarious fart comment.  However, i have been dating my girlfriend for a few months now i think i am ready to "break the ice".  Im sick of cuddling up and watching movies and having to hold in all of this gas for hours.  Some mornings when she leaves after spending the night, I release the loudest, longest, and most disgusting farts known to man.

[Redz]

TP Redz for the hilarious fart comment.  However, i have been dating my girlfriend for a few months now i think i am ready to "break the ice".  Im sick of cuddling up and watching movies and having to hold in all of this gas for hours.  Some mornings when she leaves after spending the night, I release the loudest, longest, and most disgusting farts known to man.

You can't go wrong with a good fart joke.  It's only funny because it's true though.

[celticmaestro]

        Shopping  vrs. Golf
         Taking Care of Jr     vrs. Poker
   Martini Nights  vrs. Scotch
        Gourmet    vrs. Sports Bar
        Facebook   vrs. CelticsBlog
      Her Friends  vrs.  Not her friends.
    Latin Singers  vrs  Heavy Metal
  

LOL! Why does it have to be Facebook vs. CelticsBlog? Why not both?

[Andy Jick]

been married for 10 years now...4 kids later we still love each other very much, and we've been through the ringer and made a number of moves.

but i gotta agree with Redz...there's nothing like playing "pull my finger" with your wife and kids...and then seeing your wife actually win that war!

[Redz]

        Shopping  vrs. Golf
         Taking Care of Jr     vrs. Poker
   Martini Nights  vrs. Scotch
        Gourmet    vrs. Sports Bar
        Facebook   vrs. CelticsBlog
      Her Friends  vrs.  Not her friends.
    Latin Singers  vrs  Heavy Metal
  

LOL! Why does it have to be Facebook vs. CelticsBlog? Why not both?

Actually that one has definitely become true in my household.  My wife is spending way much more time on the computer now because of it.

[Edgar]

        Shopping  vrs. Golf
         Taking Care of Jr     vrs. Poker
   Martini Nights  vrs. Scotch
        Gourmet    vrs. Sports Bar
        Facebook   vrs. CelticsBlog
      Her Friends  vrs.  Not her friends.
    Latin Singers  vrs  Heavy Metal
  

LOL! Why does it have to be Facebook vs. CelticsBlog? Why not both?

Actually that one has definitely become true in my household.  My wife is spending way much more time on the computer now because of it.

Not to mention you have to pose or take a picture virtually every 5.67 seconds

[fairweatherfan]

And for the single guys out there, just remember:

Smart, pretty, sane.  Pick two.

I kinda feel like I managed to hit the lottery and pull in all 3 myself, but the ring hasn't gone on the finger just yet, so the jury's still out, I suppose.

[Edgar]

And for the single guys out there, just remember:

Smart, pretty, sane.  Pick two.

I kinda feel like I managed to hit the lottery and pull in all 3 myself, but the ring hasn't gone on the finger just yet, so the jury's still out, I suppose.

the ring is exactly the reason why you pick only 2....lol 

[Steve Weinman]

And for the single guys out there, just remember:

Smart, pretty, sane.  Pick two.

Chuckle-worthy comment of the day.  Good stuff, FWF.

-sw

[celticmaestro]

And for the single guys out there, just remember:

Smart, pretty, sane.  Pick two.

Is it considered vain if I pick those two?

[Edgar]

And for the single guys out there, just remember:

Smart, pretty, sane.  Pick two.

Is it considered vain if I pick those two?

nope
sane its almost imposible..................ALMOST

[celticmaestro]

And for the single guys out there, just remember:

Smart, pretty, sane.  Pick two.

Is it considered vain if I pick those two?

nope
sane its almost imposible..................ALMOST

Thanks, at least I'm not committing one of the seven deadly sins, don't want Spacey coming after me (see what I did there?).