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No, I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.
QuoteDr.: Do you still think about girls a lot? D: [Under hypnosis] Yeah. Dr. How are things going at school? D: I think about girls a lot. Dr.: I asked you about school, XXXX. D: I think about ****ing a lot, in school. Dr.: What else do you think about, when you're at school? D: Married With Children. Dr.: Do you think about your family? D: I just turn down the volume and think about ****ing Christina Applegate. Dr.: I asked you about your family. D: [Chuckling] No, I don't think about ****ing my family, that's gross.
Dr.: Do you still think about girls a lot? D: [Under hypnosis] Yeah. Dr. How are things going at school? D: I think about girls a lot. Dr.: I asked you about school, XXXX. D: I think about ****ing a lot, in school. Dr.: What else do you think about, when you're at school? D: Married With Children. Dr.: Do you think about your family? D: I just turn down the volume and think about ****ing Christina Applegate. Dr.: I asked you about your family. D: [Chuckling] No, I don't think about ****ing my family, that's gross.
Here's another easy one:QuoteNo, I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.
Quote from: Mencius on December 04, 2008, 03:08:50 PMHere's another easy one:QuoteNo, I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.Oh come on that's too easy. Billy Madison.
I have one of the ultimate ones, anyone who gets this one gets 20 tommy points."You are the craziest person I have seen today since the guy blocking the bank door. He was wearing a superman cape and pantyhose. Crazier than you. Maybe not"
Quote from: 16Bannaz on December 04, 2008, 09:49:26 AMI have one of the ultimate ones, anyone who gets this one gets 20 tommy points."You are the craziest person I have seen today since the guy blocking the bank door. He was wearing a superman cape and pantyhose. Crazier than you. Maybe not"no takers? ok here's a hint...ther person who said this would also like you to say hello to his little friend
Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst f@#$#ng sweater I have ever seen. It's a Cosby sweater. A Cooooossssby sweatahhhhh
You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet ***, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with ***. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The *** guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!
Quote from: 16Bannaz on December 04, 2008, 03:16:56 PMQuote from: 16Bannaz on December 04, 2008, 09:49:26 AMI have one of the ultimate ones, anyone who gets this one gets 20 tommy points."You are the craziest person I have seen today since the guy blocking the bank door. He was wearing a superman cape and pantyhose. Crazier than you. Maybe not"no takers? ok here's a hint...ther person who said this would also like you to say hello to his little friendScarface?
QuoteRob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst f@#$#ng sweater I have ever seen. It's a Cosby sweater. A Cooooossssby sweatahhhhh
Quote from: Mencius on December 04, 2008, 03:18:00 PMQuote from: 16Bannaz on December 04, 2008, 03:16:56 PMQuote from: 16Bannaz on December 04, 2008, 09:49:26 AMI have one of the ultimate ones, anyone who gets this one gets 20 tommy points."You are the craziest person I have seen today since the guy blocking the bank door. He was wearing a superman cape and pantyhose. Crazier than you. Maybe not"no takers? ok here's a hint...ther person who said this would also like you to say hello to his little friendScarface?no, but it is another one of his movies...rather obscure i'm afraid...i wouldn't be surprised if you said the title to his face he wouldn't know what you were talking about...it is a fine picture however and different from all his other work, robably why it was so ill received
Quote from: Nerf DPOY on December 04, 2008, 03:18:42 PMQuoteRob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst f@#$#ng sweater I have ever seen. It's a Cosby sweater. A Cooooossssby sweatahhhhhHigh Fidelity...i love that movie and Jack Black is the mansince when did this store become a facist regime?
