A: Now this square is the... man.
B: Ok.
A: This circle here, that's a uterus.
B: That's what it looks like?
A: Up close yes this is a lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
B: Mmhmm.
A: ...because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
B: Well... and where do they go?
A: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes...hmm, shall we say... entangled, with the exposed and aerated crotches.
B: And that there is the exposed crotches?
A: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
B: I knew it!
A: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
B: Ooh... that feels good.
A: Yeah, I never tire of it.
Just to end what I'm sure is a tremendous amount of anxiety and self-doubt, that quote was from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie.
hahha i never wouldve thought of that....my knowledge of that movie is limited to the day it took over the city of boston
1-31-08 NEVER FORGET - that was definitely one of the more surreal days of my life, watching bomb squads huddle around something on TV, then realizing "hey, isn't that a Mooninite? And aren't they 'defusing' a whole bunch of these?" Good time

;)s.
I know this is wrong but is
I kick ass for the lord!
hot fuzz?
p.s lets go on my first one, it won an oscar. 
You are correct. That your answer is not

And I had to Google your first quote - it's not one I've seen but I'm sure someone will come up with it.