Super off topic, off topic thread

[celticmaestro]

Weird times.

[cdif911]

I keep pressing 7 but nothing happens!

[Schupac]

Nyquil binges are dangerous things.

[cdif911]

I'm the first person, you're the second person, earlier today I was in the third person

[celticmaestro]

Sucker love is heaven sent,
You pucker up, our passion's spent,
My hearts a tart, your body's rent,
My body's broken, yours is spent...

[Edgar]

Dios te salve patria sagrada.

[cdif911]

and then I put my whole face in, it was warm like I'd imagined

[celticmaestro]

...it was nicely wet, too.

[Redz]

the winter beard's coming off soon

[dark_lord]

greatest sneaker ever! 




a close second would be:

[Hoyo de Monterrey]

I just went for a walk, didn't mean to, but I ended up by Will's old place, and I... I couldn't help but look up to see if the lights were on. I knew they wouldn't be, but I had to look, it wasn't the darkness, it was the absence of light that got to me. Next thing I knew I was going to all our old places, the park where we first met, the ice cream parlor, that little coffee shop that was our special place. Every time the door opened I kept looking up, hopeful, only to have my heart ripped from me yet again.

After about an hour of sitting around, hoping against hope, I realized Will was gone. I decided to get some air, walked down the old train tracks, kicking pebbles, sipping cheap whiskey from my paper bag wrapped bottle. When I heard that familiar sound of a Train coming my way, I stood there frozen not sure what to do without Will. Thoughts swirled through my mind, dark things, things I never thought possible. But no, this isn't what Will would want, Will always saw the best in people, things, he would want me to be strong. So I moved, I had to, it's what Will would have wanted, it's all he would have settled for. He was right, I knew he was.

I wandered for a while longer, before staggering home to watch the shell of the Celtics, it wouldn't be the same. Sure the team was still there, but was it? How could they forget him so quickly, how could they move on? Why can't I?

[Schupac]

Debate topic for the majority gentlemen in this forum:

If a very, very attractive girl that you are hitting on has a recent child, is this a positive or a negative?

Negatives are obvious.  But here is my positive justification - if a woman can have a child and within 12 months be absolutely beautiful... I think that's wifey material.  She'll always be great looking!

I feel like I am losing this debate with myself.

[celticmaestro]

"Wow! (Panting) That was... incredible!"

"I know."

[cdif911]

gooo-rilllll-aaaaaassssssss

[Eja117]

If I had a dream last nite that Air Force One crashed on my parent's lawn and I saved Obama, even though I'm not that into him what does that mean? And if I had a hot dream I was fooling around with my wife but she had like 6 breasts what does THAT mean? And don't give me any Freudian stuff about wanting to do my mom.