I wish there was a way to go back and change the retired numbers thing to a Ring of Honor. You could have all the guys with retired numbers/items up there - Macauley, Cooz, Ramsey, Tommy, Sharman, K.C., Sam, Russell, Walter Brown, Satch Sanders, Nellie, Loscy, Hondo, Cowens, Jo Jo, Red, DJ, Larry, McHale, Reggie, Chief, Cornbread and Most. Except instead of looking up wondering, hey, what's that number stand for? people can look around and see the names of the players. The 2 major names for the franchise - Brown and Auerbach - can be set off on the ends of the arena in slightly larger writing.
And with a Ring of Honor, you can add some other guys who would never qualify for getting numbers retired, but might deserve some mention. Guys like Ainge, Paul Silas, Tiny, Walton, Don Chaney, maybe someone like Bailey Howell (who was on 2 championship teams and made an All Star as a Celtic, something Maxwell never did). Their numbers could be listed next to them, but not retired, except for a few.
Of course there should still be retired numbers, but there should be some sort of qualifications. My idea would be at least one championship won in Boston, at least one major honor won in Boston and at least five All-Star appearances as a Celtic. The "major honor" to me should ideally be an MVP Award, All-NBA First Team selection, or Finals MVP Award.
This is who qualifies by my criteria:
1) Bob Cousy - 14 - 6 titles, 1 MVP Award, 10 All-NBA First Teams, 2 All-NBA Second Teams, 13 All-Star selections, 2 All-Star Game MVPs
2) Bill Sharman – 21 - 4 titles, 4 All-NBA First Teams, 3 All-NBA Second Teams, 8 All-Star selections, 1 All-Star Game MVP
3) Bill Russell - 6 - 11 titles, 5 MVP Awards, 3 All-NBA First Teams, 8 All-NBA Second Teams, 1 All-Defensive First Team (only began in 1969), 12 All-Star selections, 1 All-Star Game MVP
4) John Havlicek – 17 - 8 titles, 1 Finals MVP, 4 All-NBA First Teams, 7 All-NBA Second Teams, 5 All-Defensive First Teams, 3 All-Defensive Second Teams, 13 All-Star selections
5) Dave Cowens – 28 - 2 titles, 1 MVP, 3 All-NBA First Teams, 1 All-Defensive First Team, 2 All-Defensive Second Teams, 7 All-Star selections, 1 All-Star Game MVP
6) Jo Jo White – 10 - 2 titles, 1 Finals MVP, 2 All-NBA Second Teams, 7 All-Star selections
7) Larry Bird – 33 - 3 titles, 3 MVPs, 2 Finals MVPs, 9 All-NBA First Teams, 1 All-NBA Second Team, 3 All-Defensive Second Teams, 12 All-Star selections, 1 All-Star Game MVP
Kevin McHale – 32 - 3 titles, 1 All-NBA First Team, 3 All-Defensive First Teams, 3 All-Defensive Second Teams, 2 Sixth Man Awards, 7 All-Star selections
9) Paul Pierce - 34 - 1 title, 1 Finals MVP, 3 All-NBA Third Teams, 6 All-Star selections
Unfortunately, the criteria doesn't completely work. A few guys get left off who ought to be there based on who is there.
First, if Jo Jo White and Paul Pierce make it because their "major honor" is winning a Finals MVP award, that's an unfair advantage for a few guys who won plenty of titles before a Finals MVP award was given out, namely Sam Jones and Tommy Heinsohn. Here's their numbers:
Sam Jones - 24 - 10 titles, 2 All-NBA Second Teams, 5 All-Star selections
Tommy Heinsohn – 15 - 8 titles, Rookie of Year, 4 All-NBA Second Teams, 6 All-Star selections
They compare pretty favorably to Jo Jo, and I think it's reasonable to guess that each could have won a Finals MVP if the award had been given out in their time. Tommy was the Celtics leading playoff scorer in 1957 (22.6 ppg and 11.7 rpg), 1960 (21.8 and 9.7), 1961 (19.7 and 9.9) and 1963 (24.7 and 8.9), and if I'm not mistaken led the Celtics with 30+ points in Game 7 of the 57 Finals to win the Celtics their first title in Tommy's rookie season. Sam was the Celtics leading playoff scorer in 1964 (23.2), 1965 (28.6) and 1966 (24.
. Both those guys probably would (or at least easily could) have won one Finals MVP award in their day (along with 1 or 2 more for Havlicek, 1 or 2 for Cooz and a bunch for Russell).
Of course, the old guys have an advantage in that making the All-NBA First Team is a lot easier when there are fewer players. There were 8 teams back in the day. So you had to be the top 5 out of 96. Now, to make First Team, you have to be Top 5 out of 360. That's a huge advantage for a guy like Sharman. He repeatedly made First Teams, but the First Team back then could be compared to making ANY All-NBA Team now. He and McHale would be the two guys who make it solely by virtue of All-NBA First Team selections. Still, I think that's sufficient. It just makes it tougher for guys in later years.
Finally, if we're letting McHale join Bird in the rafters, I think it's appropriate to put the Big 3 up there together and include the Chief. They really do go hand in hand.
Robert Parish – 00 - 3 titles, 1 All-NBA Second Team, 1 All-NBA Third Team, 9 All-Star selections
McHale might have the All-NBA First Team selection over Parish, and was probably a better player, but not so much so that he should have 32 retired and Chief's 00 shouldn't be retired.