Ode to Game 4, in LA (To the tune of Let It Be)

When the C’s are broken hearted, playing like
Some disorganized high school team
Execute your game plan
C’s believe

C’s believe
C’s believe
C’s believe
Yeh, C’s believe
Channel Auerbach’s mystique
C’s believe


The largest point differential, at the
end of a 1st quarter in finals history
What about pride and tradition?
KG?

KG?
KG?
KG?
Yeh, KG?
Even if the refs are paid off -
KG?


And as if it wasn’t ugly enough, to make me
want to change the channel on my non-HD TV
Tony Allen checkin’ in at the table
Who is he?

Who is he?
Who is he?
Who is he?
Yeh, who is he?
Doc and Tony, I’m sorry -
But Pahlease


Maybe mounting a comeback, can any
Thing eliminate this humiliating feeling?
Famar’s buzzer beater
Injury

Injury
Injury
Injury
Yeh, injury
Insult stacked upon insult
Injury

Unwilling and unable, to watch the
Halftime show’s Green blood letting
To all ye who are unfaithful
17

17
17
17
Yeh, 17
To all ye who are unfaithful
17


Someone pretty please slap Vuca-
vij upside the head for me
send him back to Slovania
He’s greasy

He’s greasy
He’s greasy
He’s greasy
Yeh, he’s greasy
I really don’t think it’s racist -
He’s greasy


Now the momentum’s shifting, swaying
I’m happy that the lead is cut to 14?
Real hope from the corner
Posey’s Three

Posey’s Three
Posey’s Three
Posey’s Three
Yeh, Posey’s Three
Peter Piper picked a -
Posey’s Three

Driving with such confidence, Playing
with such skill and dexterity
singing your praises Ray Ray
Marry me?
Marry me?
Marry me?
Yeh, Marry me?
I’m not even joking -
Marry me?


Determined to make a difference, the Truth digs
Deep down inside of his banded knee
Reverse lay up plus one!
Pierce for three

Pierce for three
Pierce for three
Pierce for three
Yeh, Pierce for three
Battling like a champion
Pierce for three


Raining like manna from heaven, thank you
House shooting free for you and me
Add to that Garnet’s jump hook
I believe!!!

I believe
I believe
I believe
Yeh, I believe
I hope I didn’t just jinx it -
I believe!


Now Pierce fiddles and diddles, fouled
by the likes of a whining, dobermin Kobe
I think I hear Most a callin’
Cry Baby

Cry baby
Cry Baby
Cry Baby
Yeh, Cry baby
Take your MVP and shove it -
Cry baby

Ode to Game 4, in LA (To the tune of Let It Be)

When the C’s are broken hearted, playing
Like some disorganized high school team
Execute your game plan
C’s believe

C’s believe
C’s believe
C’s believe
Yeh, C’s believe
Channel Auerbach’s mystique
C’s believe


The largest point differential, at the
end of a 1st quarter in finals history
What about pride and tradition?
KG?

KG?
KG?
KG?
Yeh, KG?
Even if the refs are paid off -
KG?


And as if it wasn’t ugly enough, to make me
want to change the channel on my non-HD TV
Tony Allen checkin’ in at the table
Who is he?

Who is he?
Who is he?
Who is he?
Yeh, who is he?
Doc and Tony, I’m sorry -
But Pahlease


Maybe mounting a comeback, can any
Thing eliminate this humiliating feeling?
Famar’s buzzer beater
Injury

Injury
Injury
Injury
Yeh, injury
Insult stacked upon insult
Injury

Unwilling and unable, to watch the
Halftime show’s Green blood letting
To all ye who are unfaithful
17

17
17
17
Yeh, 17
To all ye who are unfaithful
17


Someone pretty please slap Vuca-
vij upside the head for me
send him back to Slovania
He’s greasy

He’s greasy
He’s greasy
He’s greasy
Yeh, he’s greasy
I really don’t think it’s racist -
He’s greasy


Now the momentum’s shifting, swaying
I’m happy that the lead is cut to 14?
Real hope from the corner
Posey’s Three

Posey’s Three
Posey’s Three
Posey’s Three
Yeh, Posey’s Three
Peter Piper picked a -
Posey’s Three

Driving with such confidence, Playing
with such skill and dexterity
singing your praises Ray Ray
Marry me?
Marry me?
Marry me?
Yeh, Marry me?
I’m not even joking -
Marry me?


Determined to make a difference, the Truth digs
Deep down inside of his banded knee
Reverse lay up plus one!
Pierce for three

Pierce for three
Pierce for three
Pierce for three
Yeh, Pierce for three
Battling like a champion
Pierce for three


Raining like manna from heaven, thank you
House shooting free for you and me
Add to that Garnet’s jump hook
I believe!!!

I believe
I believe
I believe
Yeh, I believe
I hope I didn’t just jinx it -
I believe!


Now Pierce fiddles and diddles, fouled
by the likes of a whining, dobermin Kobe
I think I hear Most a callin’
Cry Baby

Cry baby
Cry Baby
Cry Baby
Yeh, Cry baby
Take your MVP and shove it -
Cry baby