I hope he's gay and comes out super public.
Right after every player who played before 1990 I guess? Come on dude.
lol. why so serious?
Not a fan of making comments about sexual orientation because of the length of someone's shorts, you do you.
Wow. What a relief. Now that me free to do me, let me expand:
IF it turns out that jaylen identifies non-cis, here is a précis of my fantasy scenario -
A re-enactment of the decision. It's hosted by ladygaga, and snakehead is like Tiger Woods mom at the 'admission'. Gaga starts by earnestly enquiring how he discovered fabulous. Jaylen gently smiles at his shoes and says, 'it's so cliched, but I think it's best dealt with through song. Nina Simone's 'Black is the color of my true love's hair starts softly, and then horford, papi, and A Hernandez all enter stage left in full drag. Papi starts suggestively using the practice swing weight up and down a clearly dildo shaped bat, while Hernandez starts sobbing. Jaylen is dressed up like a southern lawyer you see and he comes tho Hernandez saying , 'I believe you'. Shortly after Big Al, pulls him away and starts saying 'you're one of us now, you're one of us now, and then Isaiah runs on stage and commences pantomime male fellatio while Gerald green pretends to be outraged from the wings. Jaylen starts to cry and as the music crescendos gently says, 'I'm home...'. Full blown dance party. LA narcs storm in angry, but can't help it and change for philly outfits screaming 'I want to be who I am!!!!!' Finally leBron walks on stage and hisses, we'll see you in the playoffs young man'
Something like that: awesome.
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