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The Sky Is Falling: Post Your Apocalyptic Rants Here
« on: March 18, 2016, 09:51:50 PM »

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They're never going to win again.

WHY JAE???  WHYYYYYYYY

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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2016, 09:53:58 PM »

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We ll be good again when the guys get healthy .

Just have to relax

Until then

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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2016, 09:54:06 PM »

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This team has lost its swagger. Jae said many times earlier in the season how we would lose our swagger and we had to get it back, now someone has to help us get that swagger back.

And we need to make shots. Marcus has to show a scoring ability. If not, terry rozier should be getting more minutes moving forward.

No more Zeller. He's always trash.

We need Jae back.
I could very well see the Hawks... starting Taurean Prince at the 3, who is already better than Crowder, imo.

you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2016, 09:58:12 PM »

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Jae's the team most important player and they're not especially competitive against playoff caliber opponents without him.

The Celts are probably going to end up in the bottom half of the East playoff picture despite playing so well for much of the year.

We're probably going to be faced with a scenario in which "Well, at least they won a playoff game this time," is the silver lining in how the season ends.

All of this places even more pressure on the lottery drawing come up in a couple months.

Ah well.  June and July are going to be very interesting.



There, is that a good enough apocalyptic rant?
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2016, 10:01:12 PM »

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The Celtics are also known to losing to scrub teams as well, so the next 4 of 5 games might be ugly lol.


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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2016, 10:03:05 PM »

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The Celtics are also known to losing to scrub teams as well, so the next 4 of 5 games might be ugly lol.

WILL WE WIN ANOTHER GAME THIS SEASON??
I could very well see the Hawks... starting Taurean Prince at the 3, who is already better than Crowder, imo.

you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2016, 10:08:53 PM »

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The Celtics are also known to losing to scrub teams as well, so the next 4 of 5 games might be ugly lol.

WILL WE WIN ANOTHER GAME THIS SEASON??

We will win another game this season!

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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2016, 10:13:32 PM »

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Where is Larbrd when you need him? This is the thread for all the early season pessimists, now is their time.

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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2016, 10:17:52 PM »

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Jae's the team most important player and they're not especially competitive against playoff caliber opponents without him.

The Celts are probably going to end up in the bottom half of the East playoff picture despite playing so well for much of the year.

We're probably going to be faced with a scenario in which "Well, at least they won a playoff game this time," is the silver lining in how the season ends.

All of this places even more pressure on the lottery drawing come up in a couple months.

Ah well.  June and July are going to be very interesting.



There, is that a good enough apocalyptic rant?

Outstanding!
Yup

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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2016, 10:18:46 PM »

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The Celtics are also known to losing to scrub teams as well, so the next 4 of 5 games might be ugly lol.

WILL WE WIN ANOTHER GAME THIS SEASON??

We will win another game this season!

Wrong thread  :D
Yup

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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2016, 10:24:26 PM »

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North Korea and Iran gets nukes. President Trump antagonizes them into using them. Final episode of Game of Thrones never airs, but Walking Dead becomes a living reality. However the Mexican wall prevents a lot of walking movement, right when there is a need to get south to warmer climates when nuclear winter takes hold.  Preppers everywhere rejoice as they feel vindicated.

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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2016, 10:30:37 PM »

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North Korea and Iran gets nukes. President Trump antagonizes them into using them. Final episode of Game of Thrones never airs, but Walking Dead becomes a living reality. However the Mexican wall prevents a lot of walking movement, right when there is a need to get south to warmer climates when nuclear winter takes hold.  Preppers everywhere rejoice as they feel vindicated.

...Trump denies having anything to do with the wall.
Yup

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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2016, 10:33:24 PM »

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North Korea and Iran gets nukes. President Trump antagonizes them into using them. Final episode of Game of Thrones never airs, but Walking Dead becomes a living reality. However the Mexican wall prevents a lot of walking movement, right when there is a need to get south to warmer climates when nuclear winter takes hold.  Preppers everywhere rejoice as they feel vindicated.

...Trump denies having anything to do with the wall.
However a Mexican check made out to Donald Trump with "for your f***king wall!" written in the note section is revealed by Univision, clearly indicating Trump's responsibility. Trump is reelected unanimously by all 12 Americans that have survived nuclear winter.

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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2016, 10:38:48 PM »

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the sky is falling on celtics blog. cb has met the apoclypse. cb posting is on a losing streak.

will cbers never post a good post again, never!!!! trade cb posters NOW over to another board. ainge is to blame for not getting more good posters here at cb.

cb is being out posted by scrubs on other boards. why do they post such great stuff and we cant?

doc would never have let young posters post. NK is threatening CB with nukes.   >:(

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