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Unfortunate Kevin Garnett News (satire)
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:13:11 PM »

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Re: Unfortunate Kevin Garnett News
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2015, 04:15:46 PM »

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I thought he died or something bad happened from the title
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2015, 04:19:08 PM »

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his poor wife. it must be hard on her. i blame ainge and stevens.
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Re: Unfortunate Kevin Garnett News (satire)
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2015, 04:26:42 PM »

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That would be legitimately hilarious, if true.
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2015, 04:55:49 PM »

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Quote from: KGs Knee on January 06, 2015, 04:26:42 PM
That would be legitimately hilarious, if true.

A friend of mine once joked that Garnett is so intense that he probably talks trash to his ham sandwich as he eats lunch.  That cracked me up and I have always pictured him swearing at his food as he eats it.  I wouldn't be surprised if this is true.
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Re: Unfortunate Kevin Garnett News (satire)
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2015, 05:05:01 PM »

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Quote from: knuckleballer on January 06, 2015, 04:55:49 PM
Quote from: KGs Knee on January 06, 2015, 04:26:42 PM
That would be legitimately hilarious, if true.

A friend of mine once joked that Garnett is so intense that he probably talks trash to his ham sandwich as he eats lunch.  That cracked me up and I have always pictured him swearing at his food as he eats it.  I wouldn't be surprised if this is true.
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Re: Unfortunate Kevin Garnett News (satire)
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2015, 05:28:40 PM »

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Man, second great Onion article on Garnett. That one about him being too intense in 2008 (I think) was also brilliant.

The OP sounds like he actually though an Onion article was serious. That always disturbs me.
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Re: Unfortunate Kevin Garnett News (satire)
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2015, 05:44:10 PM »

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Quote from: knuckleballer on January 06, 2015, 04:55:49 PM
Quote from: KGs Knee on January 06, 2015, 04:26:42 PM
That would be legitimately hilarious, if true.

A friend of mine once joked that Garnett is so intense that he probably talks trash to his ham sandwich as he eats lunch.  That cracked me up and I have always pictured him swearing at his food as he eats it.  I wouldn't be surprised if this is true.

i'm wondering if he talks trash when he eats his honey nut cheerios?
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Re: Unfortunate Kevin Garnett News (satire)
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2015, 05:48:30 PM »

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Lol.  KG can do no wrong
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Re: Unfortunate Kevin Garnett News (satire)
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2015, 05:51:49 PM »

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Quote from: guava_wrench on January 06, 2015, 05:28:40 PM
Man, second great Onion article on Garnett. That one about him being too intense in 2008 (I think) was also brilliant.

The OP sounds like he actually though an Onion article was serious. That always disturbs me.

How can you understand the satire from the onion but not sarcasm from me?
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Re: Unfortunate Kevin Garnett News (satire)
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2015, 06:33:43 PM »

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Quote from: celticsclay on January 06, 2015, 05:51:49 PM
Quote from: guava_wrench on January 06, 2015, 05:28:40 PM
Man, second great Onion article on Garnett. That one about him being too intense in 2008 (I think) was also brilliant.

The OP sounds like he actually though an Onion article was serious. That always disturbs me.

How can you understand the satire from the onion but not sarcasm from me?

I admit I wasn't sure either if you understood it was satire.  Tone doesn't come through with the written word very well.
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