First of all, welcome!

TP for being from Australia, I have family there, but I've never made it down under, unfortunately. As for Blatche, yes, I agree that he does have a ton of talent, but he's not a good defender, and we really need that. Brooklyn seemed like a good fit, but given his recent tweet I don't expect him to return. Maybe there should be an all-knucklehead team, with Javale McGee at the 4 and 5, respectively

He just doesn't seem to fit a rebuilding type of situation, imo.
On another front, have you ever seen a commercial for Outback Steakhouse? It's an American restaurant based entirely on Australia, and my relatives find them understandably hilarious. Here's one -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMpghgMEutg