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Jared Sullinger will be late to practice this morning
« on: November 02, 2013, 08:38:43 AM »

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AP reporting that a bleary-eyed Jared Sullinger got up this morning, packed his gym bag, and got into his car. At approximately 8:10 am, as Sullinger attempted to leave his parking space a man later identified as Milwaukee Bucks center Zaza Pachulia dove violently in front of Sullinger's automobile. Police have detained Sullinger on suspicion of malicious intent.

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Pretty sure he's joking, if Pachulia had thought to start flopping in front of cars he'd be retired with a fat lawsuit settlement by now.

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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2013, 11:45:21 AM »

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Pretty sure he's joking, if Pachulia had thought to start flopping in front of cars he'd be retired with a fat lawsuit settlement by now.

Figured as much

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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2013, 12:06:22 PM »

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Funny except I'm getting a bit sick of sulley losing his composure every time calls don't go his way.
Call that Zaza play a flop but Jared ran right at him with a grimmace on his face, when he foolishly knocked into him it was an easy call for the ref. He then spent the next couple of positions forcing bad shots and whining like an entitled child.

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I hate Pachulia.

Re: Jared Sullinger will be late to practice this morning
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Funny except I'm getting a bit sick of sulley losing his composure every time calls don't go his way.
Call that Zaza play a flop but Jared ran right at him with a grimmace on his face, when he foolishly knocked into him it was an easy call for the ref. He then spent the next couple of positions forcing bad shots and whining like an entitled child.

You're absolutely right, Soul Jax. Sullinger made it easy for him, no question. Everyone in the whole arena knew he was headed straight down the floor to muscle into Pachulia and get some payback, and punking him was the easiest thing Zaza did all day. I hope Sullinger actually learned something from it. So far, it looks like Jared decided to go as Glen Davis for Halloween this year and someone forgot to tell him to take off his costume.

Hand it to Pachulia, because he almost single-handedly destroyed us. He got in Sullinger's head first, but he was in everyone's head before long. I've never seen someone turn the tide of a game so thoroughly without actually making any good basketball plays.

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