Author Topic: dog days of preseason ok? If you could have the physique of any Celtics player.  (Read 4570 times)

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Offline blastoidesroidsnoids

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Offline Celtics4ever

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That is puny to some...

Offline mqtcelticsfan

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Rajon Rondo. I wouldn't want to be super tall.

Offline PaulPierce34G

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I don't know about physique, probably KG, tall with some muscle/tone, but not jacked up like a beast. 

However, I would certainly love to have Bird's sweet hairstyle from the mid-80's along with that awesome mustache lol

Offline blastoidesroidsnoids

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That is puny to some...
Not the hulk but not puny to anyone in the nba
Btw that pic hasnt been photoshopped unlike those two magazine covers

Offline Big_Dave31

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Brandon Bass, tall, but not freakishly tall, and a solid unit.  That'd be my pick.

Offline arambone

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I watched a documentary about the beach boys Kevin Love's uncle Mike Love was the oldest and the front-man singer for a while. He and his youngest cousin Dennis Wilson, the drummer, were far and away the Beach Boys most lusted over by early 1960's young women. Cousins Mike and Dennis competed over the same -hottest- girl regularly. They actually came to blows on several occasions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgDApIGvFxA

Every playa on the team are usually competing for the same limited girls. I can see Rondo being the guy most girls run up to when the team goes out. That probably means I should pick Rondo's physique, or at least add weight to that choice.

Women walk into plastic surgeons and ask for the J-Lo butt. If I walked into a plastic surgeon I'd ask for ...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/23/article-2029159-0D85D24A00000578-774_634x656.jpg

http://plasticsurgeryimplants.com/images/gluteal.jpg
http://plasticsurgeryimplants.com/

maybe Tony Allen's arms/shoulders/pecs. That's pretty ridiculous though
http://plasticsurgeryimplants.com/pectoral_implants/images/case1_3.jpg