No, I'm still in the corner of you being out of your tree. Celtics are not dominating the Heat by any means, but we match up very well with them, and I think that your declaration that they only have an "outside shot" really undersells, here.
I want to focus in and reinforce this point here.
The Celtics played Miami 11 times last year. They ended up winning 6 and losing 5.
If the C's had gotten just a tiny, tiny bit lucky and got the ref calls that didn't go their way in Game 2, then all other things being the same, they would have ended the season series against Miami winning 7 and losing 2.
Any suggestions that the C's didn't match up well with the Heat last year are, of course, not supported by what happened.
Going forward, the question is, did the Heat improve more by adding Allen & Lewis than the C's did by adding Green, Wilcox, Terry & Lee?
Positionally, Allen is an upgrade for their starting offense in the role of outside perimeter shooter on kick-outs. And that's a huge part of their current offensive scheme. But he will probably downgrade their defense if he is a Battier replacement.
I have no idea what to expect from Lewis. He looked awful with the Wizards, but that was a lost season. I don't expect him to be THAT bad again. I don't really know what his role will end up being. Is he an upgrade over Miller? Is he a Bosh backup? What?
Green is a major upgrade over Pietrus/Daniels/Pavs as bench SF. Pierce' own statements in an interview make it clear that he expects Green to help cut his minutes down to help preserve him for the playoffs. This implies (a) Doc will try to give Green a lot of minutes during the regular season and (b) Paul actually is totally behind this. Green's biggest playoff contribution could be in the form of giving us a healthier Pierce when the playoffs hit.
Wilcox is flying under the radar, but I expect him to be a huge boost to our big man rotation. People seem to have forgotten just how well the team was starting to play with him - especially teamed with KG & Rondo - in the games right before his heart problem surfaced. He and KG give us a big, mobile front court that can match-up with any in the NBA. They have complementary skills on offense and KG makes CW better on defense by reducing his responsibilities.
Lee is a different player - slightly less offense, more defense - but overall value should be at least what Ray provided last year (considering that Ray was injured for much of that). And if we get a healthy AB back at starter then he's a massive upgrade over what we had backing up the SG spot in the playoffs.
And Terry is a ridiculous upgrade over Dooling as the backup PG and swing combo guard. And we still have Dooling.
Overall, I see a starting unit that got younger than what we started and ended with last year and a bench that is massively, massively better than what we ended with.
And I didn't even mention the rookies or Collins.
I just don't see how you can look at the two teams and not see that, on paper, the C's made much more solid and comprehensive improvements.