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Kobe Bryant the Jordan stalker
« on: July 13, 2012, 09:31:55 AM »

Offline flyofchange

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Almost everybody is aware that Kobe has copied ALOT of Jordans moves an put them into his own game. Thats fine. Then it starts to get wierd when he starts to walk, talk, bite his jersey, and celebrate championships like Jordan.

Then it gets even wierder when i was watching old dunk contests a couple of weeks ago and i realize that kobe came out for his first round of dunks in his warmups and then takes them of for the 2nd round rust like mj did in his first dunk contest.

And today when I saw that kobe is sporting this on his face for the olympics, it just got CREEEEEEPY:



Not Only does he wear number 24 (1 up on 23) he also wears number 10 ( Jordan wore number 9 playing in the olympics)

And guess what Jordan rocked when he played in the olympics:



Kobes man-crush on Jordan goes places i dont wanna think about.....................


Re: Kobe Bryant the Jordan stalker
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2012, 09:39:41 AM »

Offline Smutzy#9

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pretty good bloke to idolise if your playing basketball

Re: Kobe Bryant the Jordan stalker
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2012, 09:42:47 AM »

Offline flyofchange

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pretty good bloke to idolise if your playing basketball

Yeah for sure but this goes waaaaaay beyond idolizing. Half the league probably did that growing up but that doesnt make em wanna, walk, talk, play and grow thier facial hair like thier idol ::)

Re: Kobe Bryant the Jordan stalker
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2012, 09:47:41 AM »

Offline ScottHow

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I was wondering what the goatee was about.

Any one feel like this has happened? Kobe is Meg and Jordan is Brian. Can you feel me Jordan? Can you feel me inside of you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik

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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2012, 09:48:55 AM »

Offline myteamisbetterthanyours

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I also noticed this and was going to post about it.. Very stalker like even for a person as weird as Kobe is.. I bet he has an MJ Shrine somewhere in his mansion.. Complete with candles, pictures, and random stuff Jordan touched.

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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2012, 09:49:07 AM »

Offline flyofchange

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I was wondering what the goatee was about.

Any one feel like this has happened? Kobe is Meg and Jordan is Brian. Can you feel me Jordan? Can you feel me inside of you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Re: Kobe Bryant the Jordan stalker
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2012, 09:50:03 AM »

Offline flyofchange

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I also noticed this and was going to post about it.. Very stalker like even for a person as weird as Kobe is.. I bet he has an MJ Shrine somewhere in his mansion.. Complete with candles, pictures, and random stuff Jordan touched.

 ;D ;D ;D TP dude