All right, it's pretty clear that the C's don't have much of an inside-out game, or for that matter, any game at all.
Thus, instead of settling for being an aging jump shooting squad, let's go JOB.
Thus, make every jump shot, a 3 pointer!
Keep jacking 3s, sometimes they'll fall, and other times they won't. This will at least give us a .5 record, just on probability alone. And periodically, Pierce or someone will have a good game.