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Re: Joakim Noah is.......
« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2010, 06:02:19 PM »

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Chances are if your opponents hate you, usually means you're a heckuva player, and Noah's got game. If he were a Celtic, we'd all love him, (but he'd still be ugly). ;)

Completely agree. (Wait ... deja vu?). ;)
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Re: Joakim Noah is.......
« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2010, 06:05:55 PM »

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Sorry Rasheed was enough to have to endure. Could not take Noah in Green. Comparisons to Garnett are ridiculous. Noah will never be half the athlete that KG or Lebron are.

Joakim Noah is... just a big mouthed kid with size 12 sneakers and an over active adrenal glands.
Right on.  Noah is a fool to trash-talk KG, as we saw last night.  Talented?  Eh, not so sure.  He works hard and is athletic and tall.  I don't see much talent, except for jawing.

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« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2010, 06:35:35 PM »

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« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2010, 06:51:51 PM »

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Re: Joakim Noah is.......
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2010, 07:37:36 PM »

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« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2010, 08:21:50 PM »

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Adopted.

A DNA test would confirm my assertion. She is supposedly his 'biological' sister. I beg to differ.




They actually look pretty similar. If you took her face and hit it with a shovel it would look just like Noah's.
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« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2010, 03:03:48 AM »

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not very well-liked in the Garden.

I heard a lot of things last night that directed towards Noah that I can't repeat on this blog. I'm a major outlier because I love him and I wish he played for the Celtics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YhPSzGHFcM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN0WqSeCKW8&feature=related

How can you not like this?

Chances are if your opponents hate you, usually means you're a heckuva player, and Noah's got game. If he were a Celtic, we'd all love him, (but he'd still be ugly). ;)

Oh man! I love those videos! That just made me like him so much more...

Funny guy.


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« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2010, 09:25:18 AM »

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Noah is a high energy player with a good motor.  Hustles on D and is a good athlete who runs the floor.  I always thought he is slightly better than average post and a servicable big man.  He has a horrible shot mechanics and teenage body with spindly arms and weak frame.  These both show that Noah who works hard on the court does not work hard on the off season.  Shot hasn't improved since entering the league.  His body needs a lot of work on his strength. If you can run the floor with him and are stronger you can easily nuetralize him.  That being said the dude will run his butt off for you the whole time he is in the game for his team.

Boozer was added because he can score in the post legitimately.  Something the Bulls were dubious that Noah could do.   I agree with this assessment.   He is kind of a Dennis Rodman Lite as he is a worse rebounder and defender but above average on both marks leaguewide.

I think the dude thinks he is a Kurosawa movie with that samurai topknot too.

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« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2010, 07:17:20 PM »

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Joakim Noah is....."a nobody" KG

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« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2010, 10:30:54 PM »

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Adopted.

A DNA test would confirm my assertion. She is supposedly his 'biological' sister. I beg to differ.




They look very similar, except she might look a little more masculine.

There is no reason to expect DNA combinations to produce children of equal attractiveness.

I am a Noah fan because he plays hard and gives entertaining interviews.

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« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2010, 10:42:02 PM »

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I am a Noah fan because he plays hard and gives entertaining interviews.

Yup.

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« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2010, 11:07:53 PM »

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.....A Chump.

But I like the guy. He does in fact play hard, and is one of the better centers out there.