a woeful Timberpuppy team with no chance of being good for years to come.
Not exactly true; they have two first round picks this year in a strong draft and the rights to Rubio and Petrovic. There's at least a small chance the Wolves will be a good upcoming team within a couple years, even despite David Kahn.
There's also a decent chance Big Al gets traded sometime anyway, especially if the Wolves end up drafting a more athletic center or persuade Pekovic to come play here.