Best. Blogpost. Ever.

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Despite being completely wiped out at the moment, and feeling a bit flushed, I just had to reply to this in my own cheeky fashion ... I'm not about to take this sitting down, because frankly, I can't stand such discussions ... they're a bit hard to handle! Since I feel like I'm on a roll here, I'll stop stall-ing and get to the butt of the subject: There's something about this article that just plain stinks ... I think it's a crappy way to start a thread and maybe it ought to be tanked. Excuse me, but I suddenly feel the need to wash my hands ... bowl-ing anyone?

This was hilarious, TP wish I could give you 5.

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Okay, so here's my theory.  Stander Uppers are a relatively new phenomenon of those who grew up in the 70's or later.  As boys they were toilet trained only after years of diaper wear--which included a couple of years of mom wiping them while they were standing.  Never initiated into the better solution, they grew into clueless men. 

Sounds like it's now widespread enough to merit some public service announcements--played during televised sporting events and on the jumbotron at live games.

[LarBrd33]

I use the three sea shells.

Toilet paper is so barbaric.

And when that's not an option, I just go out back and find a hose.

[EatSleepBreatheGreen]

****...the other day sum1 makes a post on facebook talkin about releasing gas and it gets 30+ comments...Today, someone posts on here about doing the Doo? LOL..

I knew there was a standing technique, but I assumed only little kids, or germ-a-phobic women used it. Can't believe its close to 50/50.

While on the subject here's an embarassing story of mine, that my family will never let me forget.

I was born in europe and was potty trained by my 1st bday(guess I was a fast learner). I had a little girl cuzin that was 6months younger than me...anyways...When I turned 2yo, we had family over for dinner. My girl cousin was done takin a poo, and asking for help while i walked by the bathroom. Me being the genius I was, didnt ask an adult to help. I grabbed sum toilet paper, had her stand up and helped my cousin out. Here's the worst part. We both walked into the living room where the adults were, and I brought the toilet paper along to show what a great job I did.

I'm 24 now, but anytime my cousin and I are together we have to hear the story all over... Quite embarassing. lol

[makaveli]

No matter if you are a stander or sitter, 100% of us look at the toilet paper after wiping.

loool
sometimes
very funny stuff, I'm a sitter and totaly unaware of sitting thing