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Kobe has a great fear of.....
« on: January 30, 2009, 08:11:48 PM »

Offline EarthBall

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dog poop (my edits below for language), according to:

http://deadspin.com/5142644/kobe-bryant-hes-just-not-that-into-poo

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Talk to me about a private failure that wasn’t in the headlines, the thing that just keeps you up at night. Something people can relate to. Not necessarily a public thing, but a thing you twist and turn over.

Kobe Bryant: [Long pause] Dog[poop]? Like, I hate dog[poop]. I have a dog and I do not clean the crap outside. It’s a phobia. It drives me crazy. You wake up in the morning and you think, [dang], this big ol’ German shepherd probably just took a crap outside in the yard, and I gotta wake up and go pick it up. That is something that keeps me tossin’ and turnin’. Does that qualify?

I guess, but that’s not so bad. That’s just dog[poop].

Kobe: I hate dog[poop]. I. HATE. DOG[POOP].

You’re a neat freak!

Bryant: Not necessarily. I just don’t like dog[poop].

Re: Kobe has a great fear of.....
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 08:22:22 PM »

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Nice, I would've guessed "loopholes in non-disclosure agreements" but that's a pretty good pick too.

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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 08:29:15 PM »

Offline celticswillwin43

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who says dog poop when they get interviewed? Kobe's an idiot, and immature at that. Go cheat on your wife or something and spare us of your comments Kobe. please

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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 08:41:09 PM »

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commitment...
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2009, 08:58:16 PM »

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commitment...

That is the best thing I've read all night. TP
"Let me call him," Floyd said.

The man shook his head. "O.J. doesn't give out his cell," he said. "He'll call you."

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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 10:06:45 PM »

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Playing the Celtics in the NBA Finals. ;D

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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 10:30:07 PM »

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the cost of the NEXT ring he is going to have to buy to keep her from steppin'...

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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 11:16:04 PM »

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teammates named shaquille...
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2009, 11:57:33 PM »

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...girls that work at hotels.  :o

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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2009, 11:58:28 PM »

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...girls that work at hotels in Colorado.  :o