Ainge sits down with Larry and goes,
Look, Larry, I messed up. Miles Turner should really be on our team. If I didn't get too hung up on tinkering for marginal value, we wouldn't have made that fruitless run to the playoffs last year, and we'd have been able to draft Winslow, or probably Turner.
Can't you help a brother out and just give him to me? We can give you Jared Sullinger. He's fat, but uh, you know, that helps him rebound, or something.
Come onnnnnnnn.