Absolutely amazing video, TP and ty. It's too funny... I genuinely believe half of the posters here could probably do their job better, especially the small bald dude. It hurts to watch, but it's so fun.
I've watched that video about 5 times and each time I'm like, "Wait seriously... is that really how it works?"... "Hey guys... Imma holla at Philly real quick and see if I can get Embiid... let's do it!!... Let's be brash!".. and then seconds later, "They said no.. ... oh well". It's crazy. Then if you read any of the stuff about the Kings following that (firing their coach after Cousins goes down with an injury... bringing in Vlade freakin Divac to be their GM even though they already had two guys acting as GM more or less)... it's just a complete disasaster.
For context: The young guys they bring in were part of some fan reach-out/marketing thing I think. They brought in fans to pitch who they thought the team should draft. The idea was that it shows the team was being interactive with the fan community, but also thinking outside the box and listening to every possible suggestion. I'm not sure that premise is clear in the video... but that's why those young guys come in and start pitching their draft board to the older execs. Pretty sure those guys were selected from the "fan community". But all the stuff later in the war room was the actual team reps making their big moves.
The young guys are pretty funny, look so clueless and insecure about their ideas. But the old balding guy is an absolute legend. He gives me the intuition that if no other amazing offers were on the table, he would flip Boogie for Smart and a pick.
How can people find those positions of power when they're so incredibly incompetent? It's jarring. I feel like I just watched an anti-America documentary or something.
Unfortunately the bald guy lost a power struggle to Vlade Divac. Vivek Ranadive was disappointed his team wasn't a champion already, so he loaded up a copy of NBA 2k15, checked out the Sacramento King "legends" roster, pinpointed the biggest character on the court and said, "That's the guy!... Get me Vlade Divac!".... then he flew to Serbia, found a chain smoking Vlade laying around in his own waste, dragged him back to Sacramento and basically said, "Ok, this dude is in charge now". Bald dude was like, "awww... but I thought I was in charge...
*sniffle*"... And Vlade is all like, "GET ME MY CIGARETTES AND PREPARE YOURSELF TO BE VLADED!!"
That's not exactly what happened, but it sounds like that's more or less how it went down. Basically, if you want to deal with the Kings right now, you gotta go through Vlade Divac. I bet if things don't work out with George Karl, Vivek will bring in White Chocolate to be player-coach.